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House: A few months ago, he was sorta part of my therapy. My shrink told me to write a letter of apology to someone I hurt.
Wilson: And how did you hurt him?
House: We were in a seminar in flatworm genetics; I switched my final paper with his.
Wilson: You plagiarized? That doesn’t sound like you.
House: I was testing a theory. I thought that our professor was bias against me. I assumed he’d get a high grade with my paper, and I’d get a low grade with his. Interestingly, I was wrong; I got an A. -
House: Any minute now she’s going to hit him in the face with your testicles.
Wilson: She tends to treat ev— she tends to treat every event like it’s the last ‘copter out of Saigon.
House: She’s the anti-Wilson. She’s a force for evil.
Wilson: She has an annoying quality. Perhaps even two. If I was perfect, I would date perfect.
House: You like that!
Wilson: It’s annoying, but she’s good at it.
House: Wait a second. This isn’t about the sex. You like her personality; you like that she’s conniving; you like that she has no regard for consequences; you like that she can humiliate someone is it serves… Oh, my god. You’re sleeping with me. -
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This is an open letter to South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, written by a Norwegian cartoonist, imploring them to help the Norwegian people counter the terrorist attacks of July 22 with comedy. (via reddit)
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