Do Stuff: The Facebook Slut

Today me and some friends coined the term, “facebook slut”, when we were hanging out in one of the many Ateneo smockets that have the effect of somehow relaxing you and enhancing brain activity.

A facebook slut is

• the kinda person who likes everything you post on facebook. Every little thing, a status update, joining a group etc. You see that they do indeed like a lot of things.

And that was what we thought of. Then we started coming up with other crap like how a facebook slut could be:

• the kind of person who would become a fan of every stupid thing you could possibly imagine “Dogs who look like cats.”, “Uhm”, “Miley Cyrus”
• the kind of person who would like that you are friends with someone. I know the option is there, but I never really… y’know… imagined anyone actually using it? It’s just weird. So much so if the person doesn’t even know the dude.
• the kind of person who accepts all friend requests from people they do not even know. It’s all about looking like you got 2,000 friends.
• the kind of person who joins groups like “If I get 1,000,000 people to join, my mother will name my baby brother Optimus Prime” and the like. Surely this is all bullcrap, is it not?
• the kind of person who tags you in photos of some funny thing you saw on tumblr 2 weeks ago.
• the kinda person who uses weird apps that somehow tag you in a photo and it’s all either calendars telling them when your birthday is or how you are one of their best friends when you aren’t even close.
• people who are addicted to Facebook games and only ever talk to you if they need your help in killing a dude on mafia wars, getting food in restaurant city, etc.
• Them people who keep answering quizzes and notify you to try it out, too. yeah… people don’t do that anymore right?

and that is what we pretty much talked about, because the internet is serious business.

What stuff bothers you about facebook, oh tumblr masses?